Mayanagri: Sources close to the operation confirm that protest poets Dwij and Animesh have once again assembled under suspicious circumstances to make music. The result, ‘Garmi’, has been released to the public, with predictable consequences.
“We were just making a music video. Allegedly.”
— Animesh, on the record
Within hours, chaos was reported across three group chats, two college canteens and one family WhatsApp. Witnesses describe scenes of uncontrolled head-nodding and at least one aunty asking what ‘garmi’ means now.
Police have reportedly been informed, although it remains unclear whether an FIR has been lodged against the artists or the song itself. Officials describe the track as ‘deeply concerning’ and have advised residents to keep the volume down.
READER TESTIMONIAL
“I played ‘Garmi’ once at a family function. We are no longer invited to family functions.”
— Satisfied listener, Dombivli
